Management Talks, will they never end?
How do you gauge insincerity?
Especially when stated with sincerity,
But on and on my manager goes,
With bile so deep it reaches his toes,
Can’t he see that I can see,
That this person simply has to be,
Speaking the same crap I’ve heard before,
That management bile that you buy in stores,
Sold by the bucket load to small-minded folk,
Can’t they see they’re mostly a joke?
At least that’s my vain hope or wish,
They really couldn’t have meant this dish,
To be served to people as a hearty meal,
When it’s nothing but a shameless steal,
Of people’s time and energy,
They should toss in the estuary,
They never fully grasp the futility,
No, they’d rather waste another tree,
I say instead slaughter management,
That’d be better for the environment,
Let’s burn them all (excluding me)
We’d save the world, and the poor old trees
Capt. Savage
(Burning of excess management should not require carbon tax credits or offsets)
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