Here is the Dalai Lama doing a bit of finger waving at naughty Capt. Savage
THE CHALLENGE. A man (Captain Savage – a very slack person). A woman (Rose). A quest. To earn enough karmic points by Christmas to be reincarnated as Something Nice. The way I am going at the moment I will be coming back as a 3 toed sloth…
So where the heck have you been Capt. Savage? Why no posts for ages?
To be honest I have been in a bit of a downer since my kids went home the other week, watching them fly back to Queensland really was gut wrenching. The kids had just stayed with me for a week in Canberra, and while it wasn’t the best holiday I’ve spent with the kids, I did feel torn up when I had to drop them off at the departure lounge and I watched my daughter run off to be with her mum and her new partner.
I shouldn’t feel sad, as I enjoyed my time with the kids and I know that their mother cares just as much as I do for the kids and they should be glad to see her and their stepfather, but logic doesn’t always triumph over emotions and your heart.
I took the kids to a few playgrounds, down to the Cotter River with Rose and her 3 dogs. The dogs didn’t care that the water was cold, they had a great time. Rose kindly took my daughter for a wander amongst the rocks, as I’d forgotten to bring my thongs (footwear for those unfamiliar, not the other sort).
So here are some photos from the week with the kids.
Here are the boys playing around by the Cotter River near Canberra, looks nice and warm but the water was freezing
Here is Rose, notice that the photo is suitably blurry, not sure what I was doing wrong that day, my expensive Nikon DSLR was taking terrible pictures (couldn’t be the operator??). It is a lovely spot really, as is Rose…
Here are the kids at an adventure playground about 15 minutes from home, Mr. J just wasn’t interested
Here is Mr. B going down the big slippery slide at the playground, and not too sure about it either
And here is Miss. J going down, more worried about her hat than the slide really
The even bigger slide that Mr. B just wouldn’t go down, no matter how many time Miss. J did it
Miss. J doing what she does best, showing off while balancing on one leg on a fake lizard
Mr. B on top of Canberra’s Telecom (Telstra) Tower, god it was windy that day, I’d just been running around trying to get Mr. B’s hat (I’m holding it while shooting this shot)
And here is Miss. J a.k.a. ‘Eskimo Girl’ trying to get out of the wind
Ok, so you have been feeling a bit low, but that’s no excuse for not doing your Karmic Post Capt!!!
Yep, I agree with Rose, who has been quietly able to do Karmic Posts while I have been acting like a bit like a hermit in my little cave (my unit). And actually doing a web post is kind of therapy rather than torture, although some of my attempts at poetry can be quite torturous I’m told.
So how did we fair Karmically (don’t think that’s actually a word Capt.) over the last few weeks?
Well Rose is so Karmic that she is already almost at her target of 500 points… and she still has nearly 3 months to go. So using the law of diminishing returns, I’ve decided to make it harder for you Rose, and also to allow me some faint hope of catching you before December. So I’ve given you a point for each week, generous I think. And for Me, well I used my weekly average up to now (15)… Creative accounting at its best I reckon Rose.
Week No. |
Week Ending |
Rose’s Weekly Tally |
Rose’s Running Total |
Capt’s Weekly Tally |
Capt’s Running Total |
15 |
4/07/2012 |
200 |
406 |
50 |
205 |
16 |
11/07/2012 |
10 |
416 |
15 |
220 |
17 |
18/07/2012 |
10 |
426 |
20 |
240 |
18 |
25/07/2012 |
5 |
431 |
25 |
265 |
19 |
1/08/2012 |
5 |
436 |
20 |
285 |
20 |
8/08/2012 |
10 |
446 |
25 |
310 |
21 |
15/08/2012 |
15 |
461 |
30 |
340 |
22 |
22/08/2012 |
1 |
462 |
15 |
355 |
23 |
29/08/2012 |
1 |
463 |
15 |
370 |
24 |
5/09/2012 |
1 |
464 |
15 |
385 |
25 |
12/09/2012 |
1 |
465 |
15 |
400 |
26 |
19/09/2012 |
1 |
466 |
15 |
415 |
27 |
26/09/2012 |
1 |
467 |
15 |
430 |
28 |
3/10/2012 |
1 |
468 |
15 |
445 |
ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SCORES SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO THE HAND… AND IT AINT LISTENING…
One of my favourite silly movies, Sacha Baron Cohen at his best (or is that his worst)
And you really should keep yourselves abreast of Rose’s recent post, it was thrilling for good old Mr. L, who apparently needed oxygen afterwards, bring on summer I say… And no, wearing a similar outfit for me won’t give you any more points, although I’m not going to discourage you…
The Karmic Challenge: Week 27 – Wear a Low Cut Dress for Jesus! (great title Rose)
Plus I love the concept of Gucci the animal activist (only animals can be really, and yes I know Rose, we are animals too). Sorry that I let the wet weather keep me at home in my cave, but to be truthful I wasn’t the best of company recently.
Capt. Savage
(Finally out of his hermit cave and back blogging)