The crazy dream
I closed my eyes. There was something in my brain that I couldn’t quite figure out. It was something mysterious, something big and something scary. Even though I was only 8 years old, I thought it was on the tip of my tongue.
Oops! I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Miss J and right now I am at an Anglican College somewhere in Queensland. I thought I was safe, but I might not be. The school was full of big kids, and I might get trampled!
Oh who am I kidding? Nobody can catch me here. Not even my own father can catch me in the pool!
Then, it hit me! Literally, now I have a big bruise on the crown of my head. It was a monster! Even though people say there’s no such thing of monsters, I thought that in my dream, my crazy dream, there was a monster. No wonder I was acing most of my tests! “Oh……I wonder if that monster was smart.”
Who am I kidding? You can’t speak to me! You’re dumb!! Well if you’re wondering what dumb means… I AM NOT A DICTIONARY!!
Excuse me while I slap myself. Why did you yell at the reader!!! You’re so silly!! I’m so sorry, you see, sometimes I do that. Hah.
Uh oh. It’s nearly class time. I wonder what funny thing’s going to happen today? Maybe Mrs R will get us to do 1034 push ups! Maybe that monster in my head will jump out and pretend to be a water sprinkler! Well whatever random thing that’s going to happen today, I’ll be ready to face it. I’m wearing a diaper and I’m ready to go!
(Apollo spacesuit, diapers were included)
Posted on behalf of Miss J by her proud dad Capt. Savage
(Wait until you see her PowerPoint version, it’s really cute)